How is it possible that a guy THIS DUMB could have four children? I can't even begin to wrap my head around it ...
On Monday, around 5:30 P.M. the police in Fort Wayne, Indiana got a call from someone who saw a guy driving with four young children strapped to the hood of his car.
The cops got there very quickly and stopped the car after three blocks ... and yes, four kids (ages 4, 5, 6, and 7) were attached to the hood using a tow strap.
The guy driving the car was their dad, 29-year-old Aaron Stefanski. He was taking the whole family to the LIQUOR STORE, naturally, and had a blood-alcohol level more than twice the legal limit.
He told the cops he'd strapped the kids to the hood because they thought it would be fun.
He's been charged with driving while intoxicated and neglect of a dependent.
The TANNING MOM is still in the news ... and apparently there's one company that thinks people will spend money to get a piece of her.
If you missed it, 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil (who is the tannest person I've ever seen) was arrested a few weeks ago for child endangerment, for allegedly taking her five-year-old to a tanning salon. She says her daughter just had a sunburn.
Now a company called HeroBuilders has created a TANNING MOM ACTION FIGURE. HeroBuilders has previously made action figures of ANTHONY WEINER, the BALLOON
The Tanning Mom figure ... well . it's not so authentic. Basically it looks like a carrot with blonde hair wearing a pantsuit, but ya gotta strike while the iron's hot, right?
The figure sells for $29.95. If you want to order one, get it here.
55-year-old Sharon Simmons of Carrollton, Texas is a single mother and a grandmother of two ... and on Saturday, she tried out to become a DALLAS COWBOYS cheerleader!
Now, she doesn't look like a stereotypical grandmother. She's been entering fitness competitions since she turned 50 and has won nine of the 20 she's entered.
Anyway, Sharon tried out to become a Cowboys cheerleader along with hundreds of other women. She says she actually forgot her routine but improvised okay.
Right now, the oldest cheerleader in the NFL is 43-year-old Laura Vikmanis, who's a cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals.
There's one last point that most of the media is dancing around, since this is a feel-good story ... but we're not afraid of the truth: While it's impressive that Sharon tried out, she didn't get a callback, so she won't be a Cowboys cheerleader.
44-year-old Patricia Krentcil is one of the TANNEST WOMEN we've ever seen. She lives in New Jersey ... shocking, I know. To try to describe her, I'd say it looks like a blonde woman who went swimming in a pool of chocolate.
Anyway, she was recently arrested and charged with child endangerment when her five-year-old daughter showed up to school with a SUNBURN ... and told her friends that she, "went tanning with mommy."
Patricia says she didn't take her five-year-old with her into a tanning booth but did take her to the tanning salon ... "I tan; she doesn't tan. I'm in the booth; she's in the room. There's tons of moms that bring their children in."
She says her daughter got that sunburn from actually playing out in the sun. Patricia is currently out on bail.
Jamie Calloway, a 33-year-old Ohio woman, was arrested last night and booked on a misdemeanor menacing by stalking count.
According to a Montgomery County Sheriff's Office spokesperson, the alleged stalking victim is a female corrections officer whom Calloway "took a liking to" during a prior jail term. Calloway allegedly has slashed the woman’s tires, called her home, and sent her packages in the mail.
Her rap sheet dates back more than a decade and includes collars for obstruction, criminal damage, domestic violence, theft, trespass, aggravated menacing, and drug possession.
And yes ... in case you somehow missed it, she has "God" tattooed on her forehead.
A.J. McLean of the Backstreet Boys and his wife announced that they're expecting their first child . . . by posting an awkward YouTube video.
It saddens me to inform you today that Obi-Wan Kenobi has turned to the dark side ...
We're just hearing about it now, but apparently a guy named Obiwan Kenobi was arrested in Roseville, California back on April 21st, for a hit-and-run that took place in March.
He's 37, and yes, his real name is Obiwan Kenobi. We don't know why for sure, but clearly either he or his parents were huge "Star Wars" fans.
Back on Monday, March 19th, Obiwan tried to merge into the right lane, hit two cars, fled the scene, and caused a four-car pile-up. Two people were injured.
Obiwan was arrested on suspicion of hit-and-run causing injury, booked, then released on bail.
LIONEL RICHIE'S country collaboration album "
Here's this week's Billboard Breakdown ...
1.) Lionel Richie's collaboration album "
2.) (NEW) "Love Is a Four Letter Word", Jason Mraz (102,000 copies)
3.) "21", Adele (90,000 copies)
4.) (NEW) "
5.) "Up All Night", One Direction (55,000 copies)
6.) "Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded", Nicki Minaj (48,000 copies)
7.) "Making Mirrors", Gotye (44,000 copies)
8.) (NEW) "Pluto", Future (41,000 copies)
9.) "Slipstream", Bonnie Raitt (35,000 copies)
10.) "Tailgates & Tanlines", Luke Bryan (28,000 copies)
A girl in northern China was walking down the street talking on her cell phone recently ... when the sidewalk suddenly CAVED IN, and she fell about 15 feet.
A cab driver saw it happen and climbed down to help her. Apparently, she was unconscious when he got there. The fire department ended up having to use a ladder to get them both out, and a security camera caught it all on video.
Authorities say water had eroded the ground under the sidewalk and created a huge pit.