ROSEANNE is following through on her threat to run for president.  She has officially filed papers seeking to become the Green Party candidate.

She told the party, "I will barnstorm American living rooms.  Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election."

In a separate statement, she expressed her dislike for the two major parties ... "The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants ... bought and paid for by the 1% ... who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people."

One of Roseanne's key issues is marijuana.  She wants it legalized and sold BY Americans TO Americans.

If (for some crazy reason) you'd consider voting for her, maybe you need to revisit her rendition of our National Anthem back in 1990 ... 

What a great win for the Southern Miss basketball team last night!  The victory snaps an 18-game losing streak versus Memphis.  The Golden Eagles are now 20-3 on the season (7-1 in C-USA).

As expected, there was a huge crowd in attendance.  Anybody remember the last time there were enough people inside the Green House to do the wave?  I didn't think so.  Go Eagles!!  SMTTT!

This may be the best drive-thru order of all time:  A wanna-be singer-songwriter named Giorgio Fareira went to the drive-thru at Sonic with his friends, and instead of SPEAKING the order, he brought a guitar and sang it.

What makes it even better is the drive-thru girl's reaction.  She seemed pretty happy about it.

Seven new albums debuted in the "Billboard" Top 10 this week, but none of them could compete with ADELE.  It's her 18th week at #1.

Here's this week's Billboard Breakdown ...

1.)  "21", Adele  (116,000 copies . . . and her 18th nonconsecutive week at #1)

2.)  (NEW)  "Emotional Traffic", Tim McGraw  (68,000 copies)

3.)  (NEW)  "Resolution", Lamb of God  (52,000 copies)

4.)  (NEW)  The "2012 Grammy Nominees" compilation album  (52,000 copies)

5.)  (NEW)  "Human Again", Ingrid Michaelson  (40,000 copies)

6.)  "Kidz Bop 21"  (33,000 copies)

7.)  (NEW)  "100 Proof", Kellie Pickler  (27,000 copies)

8.)  (NEW)  "Soul 2", Seal  (27,000 copies)

9.)  "Take Care", Drake  (26,000 copies)

10.)  (NEW)  "Where I Find You", Christian singer Kari Jobe  (25,000 copies)

:: Photo Credit :: US Weekly

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN is four months pregnant and not afraid to rock a bikini.  Go, girl!

Last week, 70-year-old William Oller Senior of Redding, California and his son, 50-year-old William Oller Junior, were in Junior's mobile home singing some karaoke.

William Junior picked a country song ... unfortunately, we don't know the exact song.  All we know is that his father HATES country music and yelled at him to stop singing.

But William Junior wouldn't stop.  Finally, William Senior went out to his truck, grabbed a pistol, and pointed it at his son.  They fought over the gun, it went off a few times in the fight, and BOTH sustained gunshot wounds.

William Junior was treated for shots to his shoulder, arm, and chest ... William Senior was treated for a shot to his thigh ... and arrested and charged with attempted murder.

LIAM NEESON has the new #1 movie in America.  His survival thriller "The Grey" finished 1st at the box office this weekend, opening with a better-than-expected $20 million.

Here's this week's Box Office Breakdown ...

1.)  (NEW)  "The Grey", $20 million.

2.)  "Underworld Awakening", $12.5 million.  Up to $45.1 million in its 2nd week.

3.)  (NEW)  "One for the Money", $11.8 million.

4.)  "Red Tails", $10.4 million.  Up to $33.8 million in its 2nd week.

5.)  (NEW)  "Man on a Ledge", $8.3 million.

6.)  Tom Hanks' "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", $7.1 million.  Up to $21.1 million in its 6th week.

7.)  George Clooney's "The Descendants", $6.6 million.  Up to $58.8 million in its 11th week.

8.)  "Contraband", $6.5 million.  Up to $56.4 million in its 3rd week.

9.)  "Beauty and the Beast 3D", $5.3 million.  Up to $41.1 million in its 3rd week.

10.)  "Haywire", $4 million.  Up to $15.3 million in its 2nd week.

KIM, KOURTNEY and KHLOE KARDASHIAN went TOPLESS in an ad for their new Sears denim line.  Of course, they covered their naughty bits ... but it's still pretty racy for Sears, don't cha think?

:: Photo Credit :: Twitter

Check out a recent Twitter post by JESSICA SIMPSON:

"Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins?! Yikes!"