I guess maybe we can try to get a chuckle out of this since no one ended up dead ...
On Saturday, police in Las Vegas arrested 32-year-old Jorge Victorino-Vazquez for hiring a hitman to kill his wife ... as a BIRTHDAY PRESENT to himself. That's right. He actually described whacking his wife as a birthday present to himself.
Back on April 15th, Vazquez asked a friend if he knew any hitmen. The friend went to the cops, and they had an undercover cop pose as a hitman and meet with Vazquez at a bar.
Vazquez told the cop that, "he wanted his wife killed because she was cheating on him, took his money, took his vehicles, wouldn't sign papers for him, and always threatened to call
The cop gave him several opportunities to change his mind, but Vazquez was determined and gave him $2,000 for the hit.
He's now facing charges of solicitation to commit murder and conspiracy to commit murder.