How is it possible that a guy THIS DUMB could have four children? I can't even begin to wrap my head around it ...
On Monday, around 5:30 P.M. the police in Fort Wayne, Indiana got a call from someone who saw a guy driving with four young children strapped to the hood of his car.
The cops got there very quickly and stopped the car after three blocks ... and yes, four kids (ages 4, 5, 6, and 7) were attached to the hood using a tow strap.
The guy driving the car was their dad, 29-year-old Aaron Stefanski. He was taking the whole family to the LIQUOR STORE, naturally, and had a blood-alcohol level more than twice the legal limit.
He told the cops he'd strapped the kids to the hood because they thought it would be fun. 
He's been charged with driving while intoxicated and neglect of a dependent.
