JOHN CALIPARI is the head coach of the University of Kentucky men's basketball team that just won the national championship.  Yesterday he got a key to the city ... which is attached to a plaque with TWO bad typos.  Do you see them?

This week, a news report on a local apartment fire in Oklahoma City went viral after they interviewed a resident who calls herself "Sweet Brown" ... and she's quite a character.  She said it smelled like someone was "barbecuin'", and that she had bronchitis ... adding, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

And as expected, someone turned it into an auto-tuned song ... and it's pretty awesome.

There's just something comical about a small woman trying to steal a giant TV.  This lady tried to do it at the Sabal Suites hotel in Tampa back on March 21st, but she got caught on a surveillance camera ... and the screenshot is hilarious.

She can't be more than 125 pounds, and she stole EVERYTHING from a room, including the old-school, non-flat-screen TV ... which is basically worthless.

Police are still looking for her.

The most amazing thing about this Pizza Hut menu item is that it WASN'T developed here in the States ...

Pizza Huts in the U.K. are now offering a new version of the stuffed-crust pizza ... Instead of using melted cheese as a filling, like they do here in America, they're stuffing the crust with HOTDOGS!  You can also get it topped with a mustard drizzle.  That's just brilliant! lol

They've been selling this in Thailand and Japan for a while and just introduced it in the U.K., but they haven't said if they plan to bring it to the U.S.

What do you think?  Does it look appetizing? Comment below ...

If you noticed something about your Easter seemed off yesterday, here it is ... the EASTER BUNNY was arrested for DRUGS!!

Well, as far as we know, it wasn't the actual Easter Bunny.  It was 24-year-old Joshua Lee Bolling of Danville, Virginia ... who dresses up as the Easter Bunny to take photos with kids at the Piedmont Mall in Danville.

On Thursday, some mall workers complained to security that the Easter Bunny was acting STRANGE.  During one of his breaks, the mall cops tailed him (pun intended) and found him with illegal prescription drugs.

Fortunately, no children were hurt.  And apparently, all the reports of his strange behavior were during his breaks, NOT when he was taking photos with the kids.

Police came and escorted him away from the scene so the kids wouldn't have to see the Easter Bunny getting arrested.  He's been charged with illegal possession of prescription narcotics.

There's a fine line between insanity and genius.  This guy might be a genius.  Well, maybe not ...

On Tuesday, around 6:15 P.M., police in Indianapolis got a call that 19-year-old Leonard Fodera was walking down the street TOTALLY NUDE.  When the cops stopped him, he gave his this excuse ...

He told them he was naked because, "it's opposite day."

As good of an excuse as that was, one of the cops had an equally strong response.  Officer Michael O'Connor told Leonard, "Fine, in that case, you are NOT going to jail for public indecency."  LOL!

Leonard was arrested.

Just in time for Easter, JESUS has made his latest appearance ... on the back of a stingray in South Carolina ...

24-year-old Erika Scheldt was taking pictures on the beach at James Island, South Carolina.  A dead stingray washed up on shore, and she snapped a photo ... and when her friend looked at it, she noticed you can see Jesus on his back.

Erika says, "I just kind of thought it looked like a bearded homeless man, but when I posted pictures, one of my friends was like, 'That's Jesus.'  And I was like, 'Oh my God.  You're right.'"

Erika is Catholic and says it gave her a little bump in faith ... "I did think it was interesting, with Easter coming up.  And it's such a beautiful image on such a harmless thing."

The Masters started today in Augusta, Georgia, and most of the focus is on TIGER WOODS ... but Germany's MARTIN KAYMER is also getting a lot of attention, because of something he did on Monday.

During the practice rounds, it's a tradition to try and skip your ball across the water on the 16th hole, which is a par three ... and Kaymer not only did it, he got a HOLE-IN-ONE!

Look, if we all called 911 every time a fast food meal let us down, they'd never get a chance to address real crimes, but that didn't stop this lady ...

Last week, 50-year-old Donna Marie Nichols of Rockwood, Tennessee went to a Hardee's and got herself a hamburger.  She took a bite ... it was awful ... and she was FURIOUS!!

So ... she called 911.  She told them that Hardee's food is, "no good" and that her burger was, "nasty."

When 911 ended the call with her, she called BACK to complain more ... and to ask the cops to come get her a refund.

Instead, they arrested for abusing the 911 system.